{"title":"Farm Fresh Abductions™","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the strangest farm stand in the galaxy. Farm Fresh Abductions™ blends rural Americana, vintage workwear graphics, and classic UFO folklore into distressed apparel made for believers, skeptics, and anyone who knows the cows didn’t leave on their own.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLocally sourced. Human free. Since 1947.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/ufohmytees.com\/collections\/farm-fresh-abductions%e2%84%a2.oembed","provider":"UFOhMyTees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}